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Avengers Endgame: Spoilers Ahead

5/5/2019

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The Concept:

Have you been following along with the Marvel universe at all? Well this movie is the big one. It is the movie to finish all movies and boy does it. There have been 22 movies so far and a whole lot of storylines and characters to remember. Unlike that lucky few I did not watch all the movies as catch up for this one. Thankfully, you don’t have to because they remind you… while making you have all the feels. As of this writing the Tomatometer had it at 95%, Metacritic was at 78% and IMDB was at 86%. Get ready for some wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff ahead.

The Cast:

Everyone. But the main guys after the snap are Robert Downey Jr, Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Don Cheadle, Paul Rudd, Brie Larson, Karen Gillan plus Bradley Cooper’s Rocket.

The Recap:

The story starts first a few months later where with the computer and Captain Marvel’s help they find Thanos but it’s too late. So the real start is 5 years later. Everyone is trying to move on but no one can so when Ant Man basically magically appears, his type of science gives him an idea: time travel! Unfortunately it's only Tony who figures out how to properly use it and he doesn’t want to change the present, he is one of the few who has done well after the snap, specifically he has Pepper and a new daughter. But his moral compass stirs him back to the Avengers camp and they go on a time traveling adventure to collect all the stones.

The good:
  • The 3 hours run time felt right. I don’t think my bladder or my boredom made me check my watch once.
  • When everyone shows up in the final battle! (Yes they re-do the snap)
  • I really liked the quick scene when they showed all the women avengers to clear the field for Captain Marvel (despite the fact she didn’t need it)
  • The walk down memory lane with the time travel made me feel old haha wow it was a long time ago that this all started
  • Thor’s story arch was funny but also heartwrenching, also he’s Thor, so that’s what you call him.

    The bad:
  • The first openly gay character should be a big thing but the guy in the grieving group did not feel special to me
  • Humans have so much stuff! With half the humans gone boy are here a lot of cars left over
  • Easy guessing game with parts: Tony has a daughter? Guess who is dying.
  • I thought Bucky would become the new Captain America. Sam already has an alter-ego of Falcon

Why we should watch or not watch it:

If for no other reason then to watch the final battle, you must watch this movie. Remember how in the Battle of Winterfell you could follow or see or make any sense of much of it well think the exact opposite. This battle is shot so beautifully. I was in awe the whole time. You get to follow the characters has they try to keep the gauntlet from Thanos. I hope you didn’t pay full price for this seat because you’re only gonna need the edge.

Last thought:

It is tough to say goodbye to the big 6 characters; Iron Man (dead), Captain America (old), Thor (adventuring), Black Widow (dead), Hawkeye (familyman), Bruce Banner (....wait what happened to him?), but boy did they all have fulfilling endings, either happy or saving others. My real last thought? … yeah I still agree with Thanos … he should have gotten rid of half the people/stuff/maybe memories and it would have been better but I do think he was trying to make the universe better.
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Spotlight: The Goonies

4/29/2019

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Sean Astin, Ke Huy Quan (aka Jonathan Ke Quan) and Corey Feldman

These Goonies all came out very excited and were asked straight away by the host how they were liking the Calgary Expo. Sean jumped on this before the other two could talk. He does 2 to 15 conventions a year. When he first came to calgary back who knows when, it was much smaller but its now boom town. He got to see this when he took part in the parade. He noticed the parade was being covered by the national news and this blew him away. Taking part in so many cons over the years he has not only gotten to see how pop culture changes but they really are starting to be fully acceptable to a wider audience then it was before.

It’s also because of cons that these actors get to hang out again. Key stated that they all live very close to each other but we don’t hang out much. Which is good in a way because when they do get to see each other they get to reminiscing and catch up, seeing how they’ve grown over the years. Corey mentions how sometimes it’s years or months but they can get back to where they left off. The brotherly love is there.

The host jumped on this to ask them what it was like all filming together has kids. Sean took a moment before he answered. He has been working with young actors a lot lately, with shows like Stranger Things and No Good Nick. It seems it telescopes his conscience back to when he was their age but he thinks they are more professional and more sophisticated than they were. For Sean as a kid it was like they were playing, going on adventures.

The conversation took a few twists and turns to make their points so it wasn’t until 15 minutes in that they finally took their first question from the audience.

  1. Practical vs. Imaginary sets: Key had talked a bit about this before the questions was ask. He mentioned that everything you see in the Goonies, they built. It was hands on type set so walking on the set didn’t take much imagination. He thinks it must be tougher to react to a tennis ball then to something real. Corey though did clarify that they have worked with blue screen back then. He talked of the train track scene in Stand By Me. It was a practical set but also had movie magic of how they shot it 5 different ways including a blue screen. In Goonies, the cave had blue screen all over the ceiling and floor. CGI has increased in being used as time goes on but it doesn’t change how he acts too much, he’s still playing to something that isn’t there and its using his imagination but it’s fun too because an imaginary guy can’t step on his line.
  2. Child Molestation: The guys are taken aback by like this question and who wouldn’t be. Sean state the topic should be brought up because it shouldn’t be taboo but asked the questioner to be more appropriate in how he asks such questions. Don’t just ask did you have any experience about child molestation when you were young in front of a crowd of people. Its inconsiderate and unenlightened. “We need to be respectful.” Corey takes this opportunity to talk about his charity Child USA, which advocates for changing statue of limitation clauses. Corey states people know his story so he tosses it to Key and Sean asking if they had good parents. Sean states he had a great childhood. He was very lucky to have protective parents. They made sure he was aware of his surroundings and was armed with how to deal with things. He ended it by thanking god he didn't deal with the same things as corey and asked that the questions and audience stay positive and stay on Goonie topics.
  3. Asian Representation: Key thought his child acting career was a dream. He got to be an asian kid exploring the world and showing other kids themselves on the screen. He found he was the only asian on the set but took it as being very lucky. However as he aged he found tt was tough for him to find roles verses his co-stars. He thinks it’s about time representation is getting bigger with Black Panther and Crazy Rich Asians. He it proud there are more opportunities plus outside of acting he does stunt directing, like in X-Men 2.
  4. Friday the 13th: Corey describes his favourite scene for that franchise was actually on his day off from The Goonies. He was 12 and couldn’t do Friday the 13th: 5 because he was obligated to Goonies so the comprised on a cameo to resolve the character. He was shooting 6 days on goonies so had to set up sunday shoot. It was on his street so he could film in his neighbours yard. He then went back to work the next day to Goonies. It was his first time working 13 days in a row. “Nothing like slave labour in california”

The host ended the panel asking what was next: Apparently Sean and Corey have written a Goonies 2 script which they think is incredible. They took it to some producers but it didn’t happen. The producer was listening, deep in thought, the room got quiet, he looked up and said “You put a lot of thought into that didn’t you? Yeah we’re not doing that” But you never know...

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Captain Marvel: I’m Just A Girl

3/25/2019

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The Concept:

The long awaited first female led superhero Marvel movie is here and it’s pretty good. It’s got lots of funny banter, riveting action scenes and of course marvel universe tie-ins. What this movie doesn’t have is the cure for misogyny. I am a feminist but that didn’t make me excited for this movie and that is not why I watched this movie. I watched it because it looked fun and I like superhero movies, plus I need to keep in the know so i’m fully prepared for Endgame. Many will have specific opinions based solely on their possible extreme views of women but let’s try to just enjoy a movie. As of this writing the Tomatometer had it at 78%, Metacritic was at 64% and IMDB was at 72%.

The Cast:

Brie Larson and Samuel L Jackson (also 4 kitties playing Goose the Cat) fill out a really well put together cast. Brie brings a lot of fun to Captain Marvel while still managing to carry the weight that people have put on this movie on her shoulders. It’s very weird to see Sam Jack with both eyes and man he looks young. I have had one birdie tell me he didn’t like Sam in this one but I felt he brought the heart to this movie. There’s also Annette Bening and Jude Law plus a host of other people, who I didn’t recognize, who help support Brie to fill out the Captain Marvel’s origin story nicely.

The Recap:

There’s a war going on and Carol Danvers ‘Vers’ is going to end it. Set in the 90s Vers lands on earth after one of the feuding alien races picks her for clues on how to kills the other alien race. Vers spends the movie having everything she thinks she knows being turned upside down.

The good:
  • Brie plays a great Captain Marvel. Her angry face is subtle but fierce. She is a little stiff but I think it adds to the character.
  • Most of the humor comes from Nick Fury which is unexpected but I found this fun. He’s younger and more carefree in this timeline. Heck he’s only just met his first out of world person. Of course he’s not as serious as the other movies.
  • I knew nothing of Captain Marvel’s backstory and felt this movie explained her very well. They took their time but once they got there it made sense to me.
  • Does Captain Marvel have any flaws or insecurities? I’m not sure if this is a good or bad thing but she did seem a little perfect.
  • Yes the cat Goose plays a big role in the story and is pretty fun but I did think Fury was a bit too cutesy with it
  • Great camo by Coulson! I really enjoy this guy what can I say

The bad:
  • This movie takes a minute to get going. There is a lot to set up in order to get Captain Marvel to earth and get her story really under the way.
  • Most will compare this to Wonder Woman and I think that’s fair in a sense but besides both having female leads, i wouldn’t say there is much more to compare.
  • I found it pretty sad, yet spot on, that Carol’s life on earth was full of roadblocks, no you can’t race cars or fly planes or whatever but once she’s on an alien planet she’s invited to join elite fighting squads with no care to her sex…
  • That’s how Fury lost his eye? What an epic alien battle! *sarcasm*
  • No Doubt in the middle of a fight scene? No it just didn’t work. The other music was great though


Why we should watch or not watch it:

If you’re into the Marvel universe then watch it. If you want to see a strong female lead then also yes. If you like good buddy cop movies then definitely yes. It’ll keep marvel fans and non marvel fans entertained throughout and in the end you’ll feel excited to see more of her, you just might not feel the need to rewatch the movie.

Last thought:

As a woman, yes I enjoyed seeing a female lead but one of the things I really liked about this movie is that it didn’t really matter. They highlighted life as a woman on earth and how it was tough growing up for her, living the female experience, but once she’s got her powers she’s like any other superhero. She’s got a mission, she’s learning some new information and the world is going topsy turvy. Captain Marvel would be there to save the world whether or not she had a penis.

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The Dirt: So many dirty hands

3/25/2019

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The Concept:

Have you ever wondered how Motley Crue got together? Have you ever wondered what type of shenanigans they got up to early in their careers? Then there is a book you can read to learn all about it or watch this movie too but that seems like a far less fun way to learn. As of this writing the Tomatometer had it at 44%, Metacritic was at 37% and IMDB was at 71%.

The Cast:

Hey the guy from Game of Thrones, the one chemist from Breaking Bad, the depressed guy from SNL... that’s it that’s all I recognize. Machine Gun Kelly plays Tommy Lee and he does a great job. He obviously had real enthusiasm for the role and it shows.

The Recap:

The story of how Motley Crue became one of the most notorious rock bands in history! However, this movie will not be a shining spot in their history.

The good:
  • The music, of course, was well placed and a lot of fun. I have maybe only heard their songs on the radio so it was to deciated some real ear time to them.
  • The moments where they break from the story and talk to the camera were surprising. I enjoyed it but also wanted more of it as it was too infrequent which made it jarring.
  • The actors seemed to be having as much fun as the rockers would have been. it was a little cartoonish at times but a dumb type of you kind of what in on after a few shots.
  • The darker moments seemed to come out of nowhere which was realistic. It’s all fun and games til someone dies.

The bad:
  • This movie was apparently adapted from a 400 plus page book. Condensing that much material is a feet to say the least. They obviously focus on specific times in the band’s history but I felt that they focused on maybe some of the wrong stories. Do I really care about Tommy punching a super crazy groupie over how he met Pam?
  • This movie isn’t exactly clear with its timelines. At one point Tommy’s hair looks different and I realized oh are we in a new decade?
  • Is opening a movie showing a woman squirt a good or bad thing? haha


Why we should watch or not watch it:

If you want something on in the background with good music as you clean then heck yeah this is a great mindless movie. It was fun to watch a group of guys go nuts and have fun. Didn’t show women in the best light but groupies be groupies I guess?

Last thought:

I have been researching the band members since watching the movie and I may add the book to my reading list. This movie did leave me wanting to know more so they succeeded there.



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Alita: Battle Angel: Setting Up A Franchise

3/15/2019

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The Concept:

A Japanese manga series brought to life desperately trying to make itself into a movie franchise. We are introduced to an impressively rendered futuristic world through the eyes of Alita, who goes about learning things with a childlike wonder that keeps the movie playful despite still being kick ass. As of this writing the Tomatometer had it at 60%, Metacritic was at 54% and IMDB was at 76%.

The Cast:

Christoph Waltz, whose accent I still don’t know the origin but also I haven’t looked it up, was spot on as a compassionate robot doctor/ killer bounty hunter. They developed his character slowly but surely. A couple twists regarding which family member he lost and whether he was a serial killer where played to point. Rosa Salazar breaks through the screen as Alita. Despite her being covered heavily in CGI her soul showed through and had me really connecting to her. Also had Keean Johnson, playing Alita’s love interest, who I’m pretty sure is one of the Jonas Brothers? He was pretty but otherwise one noted. Jennifer Connelly also shows up as Christoph’s ex-wife, her whole character was intriguing but otherwise unneeded.

The Recap:

Alita’s robot/human hybrid head wakes up in a new body thanks to Dr. Ido. She has no memory so she spends the movie discovering the world, finds love and motorball. While doing so she uncovers a secret ‘overworld’ in the underworld and decides she must bring them down.

The good:
  • The special effects are mesmerizing and the 3D was on point
  • It’s got some really funny moments. Alita can be almost childlike but in a good way by entering adult situations with a giddy enthusiasm that made me smile.
  • The action is violent but in a really good way. So bloody. The Punisher series should take note.

The bad:
  • The story was too much. They were trying to squeeze too much into this one movie, so obviously setting up for a franchise, that it was boogled down.
  • They killed a dog :( And now I know the blood on her cheeks in the posters is dog blood and that makes me sad
  • The story is very convoluted, why is there a floating city taking parts of people? Or not taking parts of people and also Edward Norton can jump bodies? I couldn’t really tell you.
  • Too long, get rid of like 30 minutes of unneeded characters/storylines

Why we should watch or not watch it:

Watch it but only in theatres or on a really nice TV. This movie is too be watched for the special effects. If you want to get engulfed in the story then this movie may is an introduction but go check out the manga (I assume, I haven’t actually read any of it but internet says its good).

Last thought:

I would be surprised if this gets a sequel or franchise which makes its ending really disappointing. Is it just me or does a disappointing ending make the movie feel negated which is especially too bad because I did enjoy this movie. I went in with low expectations and ended up having fun.



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The Lego Movie 2: The Slow Start

3/12/2019

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The Concept:

It’s been 5 years since we last played with these specific legos and a lot has happened. It’s gone from a story about a father and son battling over preserving verse playing with toys to a brother and sister battling over how to possibly combine very different storylines in their lego playgrounds. The reviews for this sequel have been generally good if not great. As of this writing the Tomatometer had it at 92%, Metacritic was at 65% and IMDB was at 75%. So with much skepticism towards sequel qualities let’s see how this kids movie does for adults.

The Cast:

There are so many recognizable voices in this movie but the big four are Chris Pratt as Emmet and Rex, Elizabeth Banks as Lucy, Will Arnett as Batman and Tiffany Haddish as Queen Watevra Wa’Nab. All did really well in transporting me to a make believe world. I think Jonah Hill’s voice as Green Lantern was the only one that made me think ‘oh hey there’s an actor acting’. WIll Ferrell does lend his voice but we don’t get to see him this time around instead Maya Rudolph makes an appearance as the mom trying to get her kids to play nicely together.

The Recap:

The battle between Bricksburg, now known as Apocalypseburg, and the unknown Duplo invaders still wages on 5 years later. One day an invader cordially captures Lucy, Batman and a few other to take them to a wedding ceremony. Emmett is left alone to rescue them. Along the way he meets Rex Dangervest, who has a very interesting backstory. He helps Emmett change into a more brooding master destroyer type. Is this change for the better though? Will awesomeness come back to the land? Can brothers and sister play well together? All will be answered after a catchy song and a couple heartfelt moments.

The good:
  • The look of this movie is amazing. It’s colourful, vibrant. It mixes the stop motion look, and  real world elements really well. After the reveal in the last movie that humans were in fact the ones running the story I was happy to see how well they integrated this knowledge into this movie
  • The question of why Lucy isn’t the leader/special over Emmett is raised in a great exchange between General Mayhem and Lucy
  • Bruce Willis in a air duct, he totally doesn’t live there
  • So many Batman moments, it made me want to rewatch The Lego Batman movie
  • Is stepping on a lego on par with the pain of childbirth?

The bad:
  • The very slow start, I think it wasn’t until the big reveal of the ‘lesson’ that this movie really started to pick up and make me feel things
  • Not has many laughs this time around, I think I can count on one hand the number of times I chuckled.
  • My foot was not tapping to the music in this movie sadly. The catchy song did eventually get to me, the queen’s song was clever and the end credits song was fun but I remember the music in the first movie being far more noticeable. The first half of this one almost felt too quiet.
  • I wanted to see Will Ferrell's dad character. I was really curious what giving up preserving his legos had done to him.
  • This movie was very predictable. Of course Rex is Emmett, of course Lucy will save Emmett, of course it’s a fake ending. I just wasn’t pleasantly surprised by anything this time around

Why we should watch or not watch it:

You should watch it… eventually. Unless you have kids nagging you to go, wait for the DVD or streaming equivalent. Don’t get me wrong, it’s charming and well crafted but its not especially memorable. I’d much rather re-watch the first lego movie or the batman lego movie then watch this one again. And if you are going to re-watch it, maybe skip the first half?

Last thought:

This is a very solid sequel. It is fun, heart-warming and well, after a slow start, would spark the imagination of all ages. This movie does make me want to play, sing, dance, heck be awesome again but it does that most in reminding me how good the first movie was and to maybe go back and watch it again.

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Cold Pursuit: Long but Hilarious

3/4/2019

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The Concept:

He’s got a particular set of skills… well mostly he’s got nothing to lose and some good connections. As of this writing the Tomatometer had it at 70%, Metacritic was at 57% and IMDB was at 66%. I would agree with these ratings. This movie will not be for everyone. It is weird! But it is fun and violent and really what more could you ask for?

The Cast:

So many unique and interesting characters! Luckily there are great actors to bring them to life, however, I couldn’t tell you any of their names beside Liam Neeson, Laura Dern and Emmy Rossum but you may recognize some of the others. There truly are too many wonderful performances to pick out a favourite. This is actually a good thing because a lot of this Liam Neeson movie doesn’t have him in it.

The Recap:

Liam Neeson is a snow plow driver with a high wife and a bag handler son. It’s a quiet life, the town appreciates him so much they give him an award. Everything seems totally pleasant until his son overdoses on the bad kind of drugs. Now it’s time for revenge. Mostly Liam just wants answers! His son wasn’t a junkie, he’s sure of it. It only takes a very large body count, bloody misunderstandings between crime lords, and a kidnapping to he find out he’s right.

The good:
  • It take about 30 minutes but the transition this movie takes into a dark comedy is inspired. This is not Taken, it’s also not Fargo but it’s somewhere in between.
  • Yes this is a Liam Neeson film but there is a huge focus between the two drug kingpins and their gangs that totally stands on its own
  • How they document each kill is clever and very engaging
  • At one point, Liam Neeson gets tired of punching a guy, he has to stop and take a breath.
  • Tom Bateman’s odd vegan control freak drug kingpin was totally hilarious and frightening
  • Having two of the gang members be in love with each other, awe :)

The bad:
  • This movie doesn’t seem to know what it wants to be and so it does get a bit bogged down at times. It has a slow start and some random scenes that don’t push the story along. Just need to get passed those to get to those fun cringy hilarious moments.
  • This movie is too long! It needed some real editing to tighten it up.
  • Bring a blanket this movie made me feel cold! Although the snowy backdrop of the movie is beautiful
  • Am I really supposed to believe that Liam can just carry a dead body over his shoulder?
  • Don’t sleep in the same bed as your preteen boy kidnap victim.
  • I get it, you’ve set the movie in Colorado, weed is cool there, stop banging me over the head with it. You could probably cut 10 min of dead weight from this movie by just taking out the wee references


Why we should watch or not watch it:

Did you like Fargo? Either the movie or the TV show? Then get past the first 30 minutes of this movie and you’ll be having a lot of fun. Also don’t worry there is a scene where a person is shredded...

Last thought:

This movie is apparently based on the Norwegian film Krafitidioten or, as it is known in the US, In Order of Disappearance starring Stellan Skarsgard. (And I’m gone now to go watch that film, love me some Skarsgard).



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The Punisher Season 2: The Feels

3/1/2019

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The Concept:

Season 2 finds Frank Castle being pulled back to New York to face Billy Russo now turned Jigsaw but first he’s also got to figure out what’s up with John Pilgrim. This season had mixed reviews to say the least. As of this writing the Tomatometer had it at 52%, Metacritic was at 58% and IMDB was at 86%. It seems this season is a love it or hate it situation. And I got to say I hated it. I enjoyed Iron Fist so much more than this mundane representation of The Punisher.


The Cast:

A lot of returning characters but otherwise did you recognize anyone? Also can you remember any of their names.. characters... backstories…? There was the mopey woman and her son who Frank becomes pseudo husband and dad for a day. Was anyone surprised when she ended up in the hospital? No. Then there was the escort mission for Frank in the whiny blonde girl. We’ve also got a religious zealot badguy, a senator’s dad and the russian mob all going after Castle because of a picture whiny blonde girl has.

As for the returning characters, we got to see one legged Curtis again, Karen Page and the FBI lady. Karen is basically a cameo whereas Curtis and FBI lady have some big feels this season. Lots of talking and character development for them. It’s just I didn’t really feel any connection to what they were saying.

The Recap:

This season Frank Castle has to fight Jigsaw and John Pilgrim! He’s been living on the road but gets pulled back into some bloody action after he meets whiny blonde girl in a bar. The mystery of who this girl is and why there are people after her last nearly all season. While he’s trying to keep her alive due to what I have named ‘Photo-Gate’, BIlly Russo is recovering back in New York and causing trouble for everyone involved. Both storylines meet in New York and things… come to a head?... kinda.

The good:
  • Ben Barnes does show us how acting is done, his physical scars may have been underwhelming but his portrayal of BIlly’s chronic and psychological pain was gut wrenching
  • The few fight scenes that were showcased were amazing! Crushing a guy’s head with a gym weight? Yes! Breaking a thick porcelain sink with a guy’s head? Yes! A trick double motel room shooting spree? Yes!
  • Is predictability good? Cause I saw a lot of things coming… Dr. Back Scar was always going to end up on the pavement.
  • Ok yes there was character development for Frank, Billy and Curtis but the slow pace of it made it difficult for me to pay attention to all the talking and all the feels.

    The bad:
  • Jigsaw’s so called messed up and scarred face, more like a scratch (I’ve seen cats do worse damage) and don’t get me started on that weird mask he created.
  • The violent, gruesome adult themed comic was not found this season it was slow, boring and almost family friendly. Where’s the blood?!
  • Having Castle fight two different war fronts made things distracting, all the ‘Photo-Gate’ storyline did was give Frank something to do while Billy set up his storyline.
  • A big void left by Micro. Not even the returning war buddy Curtis could fill it. Frank had no one to share on screen chemistry with this season.

Why you should watch or not watch it:
Don’t watch it. It’s slow. It’s boring. It’s safe. It’s confusing. It’s character development and storylines are lacking. But if you do want to watch it then plan on taking a lot of breaks, of holding your eyelids open and of drinking a lot coffee. Let’s just say this could have been 6 maybe 8 episodes long and it would have been better.

Last thought:
This is likely the last we will see of Bernthal’s Frank Castle and I am wholly disappointed in this farewell. The punisher deserved a much more action packed and bloodier ending. You know IF there were a season 3, at least they did find a way to bring him from a vengeance fueled machine to a crime fighting anti-hero with a job in the CIA whenever he wants it.

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Birdbox: Bad or Good, your eyes are open til the end

3/1/2019

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The Concept:

Monsters!… or Demons!… or Ghosts! Something is causing people to go crazy when they see them. Now it seems this craziness is acted out in one of two way, either you become so deeply saddened that you kill yourself in the most immediate and likely painful way possible or you are so overwhelmed by joy you want to share their image with everyone. Sharing could mean opening blinds or physically holding a person’s eyes open. Some fun examples of how people killed themselves? Walking in front of a bus, getting into a burning car, running out a second floor window, bashing your head against a rock, just to name a few.

The Cast:

The cast and their acting in this movie is impressive. Sandra Bullock plays emotionally distant with ease. Despite what i’m guessing is botox… she was able to convey the distress of surviving in this world in a way that even managed to touch my heart for a second here and there. The supporting cast: John Malkovich and Trevante Rhodes round this movie out really nicely. John Malkovich plays a drunk asshole with sexy charm really well. Trevante? Heck yes he would be any woman’s dream survival companion.

The Recap:

Don’t expect a linear story here. The choppiness makes the movie feel disjointed but it does keep things interesting. It follows Sandra’s character Malorie either in the present, travelling down a river with two kids in tow, towards a safe haven, or her in the past surviving from the initial breakout of the things until the story catches up. The story does do well with bringing both parts together and unveiling things to you in parts. Almost like they are trying to keep you blind to certain things.

The good:
  • Driving blind to the grocery store: are cars that good now!?
  • The idea that you’re either an asshole or you’re dead
  • Birds as alarms
  • The shadows, winds and leaves moving for the things
  • Technology couldn’t even save them

The bad:
  • Birds not working consistently
  • How predictable character responses were
  • Too many people on the scavenger mission
  • Not moving to the grocery store to live.
  • The whole ordeal in the forest was too long

The Memes:

Is this movie popular? The memes say it is! The critical response has not been so positive but who cares, people are having fun, and sometimes being dangerous, to get clicks and likes. I will fully admit that the one of the guy and his dog watching the movie blindfolded was cute and hilarious.

The Lingering Questions:

  • What the heck were the creatures? It was a very deliberate - jaw-esqe - move not to show them during the film. And it absolutely added to the suspense but knowing a bit about the origin would have been interesting. Please don’t take that as a request for a prequel.
  • How is the blind school any safer with a the courtyard being totally open to a forest that seems full of the things?
  • Are the birds really effective? We saw them go crazy twice, i think, and otherwise they were fairly silent. If the birds are going nuts in the forest outside the school or for humans affected then can you really trust them?

Last thought:

  • Stop comparing it to A Quiet Place. Just because they both involve a sensory deprivation element doesn’t mean they deserve to be in the same boat.
  • Wasn’t this movie supposed to be scary?
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The Upside: Mieux que la version française?

2/7/2019

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The Concept:

The American remake of a French experience. This movie is fun but unfortunately the weight of the original French version seems to be too much to let go of for must critics.  As of this writing the Tomatometer had it at 40%, Metacritic was at 46% and IMDB was at 63%. However, it does seem that those who are able to separate it from the french version and separate Kevin Hart from his usual form of comedy do truly enjoy it and I am one of those.


The Cast:

    Bryan Cranston, Kevin Hart and Nicole Kidman lead this movie and known characters in new ways. There are a couple others that provide cameos like the wonderful Julianna Margulies and Tate Donovan. Plus Aja Naomi King who I’ve only ever seen on How to get away with Murder before. I was very happy to see her talents on the big screen. All these guys had great chemistry and for a movie like this, where its all about the talking, the feels and the relationships between them all, it paid off big time.

The Recap:

Bryan Cranston plays a very very very rich man (he could buy the mets but not the yankees) who due to a paragliding accident now has quadriplegia. Not only is he grieving the loss of his physical abilities but also the death of his wife (cancer). Nicole Kidman plays his right hand man. She cares for him deeply, could it be love? Then there’s Kevin Hart who has been released from prison recently and needs to find a job to satisfy his parole officer. He also needs money to support and get back into the good graces of his ex-wife(?)/ex-girlfriend(?)/babymamma(?) and son. Due to a misunderstanding Kevin ends up at a job interview to be Bryan’s helper and hilarity and heartfelt moments ensue.

The good:
  • Bryan Cranston’s glorious beard
  • So many laugh out loud moments: Kevin getting Bryan to stay alive because he needs the job, Kevin unable to say ‘penis’, Kevin’s business ideas
  • The female cast is wonderful, they play their parts in such a powerful yet understated way
  • Tate Donovan is just so good as a rich snob
  • They didn’t shy away from the real depression Bryan’s character would go through with all his hurdles
  • The pacing of the film was really good, I didn’t have any moments of looking at my watch wondering how long its been
  • Bryan does a really great portrayal of someone living with a disability and reminds us all how they should be treated like any other person

The bad:
  • The fact they must have killed an animal to create Bryan Cranston's glorious beard
  • It can be difficult at times to take Kevin Hart seriously, to detach him from his comedian persona and see him as a character and not ‘Kevin Hart’
  • Yes it is nearly a copy of the French original, yes the French original is more heartfelt… but come on it’s bringing a great story to a wider audience and it does so it a very enjoyable way
  • Predictable? Yes. But! The fish out of water, learning each other’s cultures aspect was elevated with the chemistry, humour and talent between the actors

Why you should watch or not watch it:

Watch it! You will laugh and enjoy yourself. If you don’t then not even Kevin Hart’s character could help you realize life is worth living. Heck if not to just let Bryan Cranston’s talent wash over you for a couple hours. Is there nothing this man can’t do? This movie is all about his face and he made me feel all the feels with it.

Last thought:

Don’t compare it to the French version. Don’t compare it to Kevin Hart’s brand of comedy. This movie stands on its own, despite being a remake. It’s a fun and enjoyable time that you won’t regret giving a couple hours towards. Now I’m gonna go paragliding.
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